Ever had one of those days when you declare healthy living is a bunch of horse twaddle? me to, so i went out and bought me some pizza!
there where some downsides to this and one of these was they keep spelling our house name wrong on the delivery paper! this isnt a big problem but is it hard to just listen to what i have to say every once and a while!
"where you born before your god invented eyes (in my case ears)!?" Dio
also why dont they hire some english folks aye? theres tons of us just hanging around isnt there, how hard is it to drag a few of em off the streets and shove a mcdonalds hat on them?
you know what else! even though it is handy that they come to your house to give you food but when you hear that knock knock on the door that means i have to extract myself from Xfiles and put on somthing more that a bright red dressing gown! but dont get me wrong, through all that you still get a decent meal(100 calories a bite Mmmmmmmm) and a large can of coke to quench my everlasting thurst!
as you can see there is a transdimensional rift transporting me head first into a place where i can play the tuba!
but dont let me put you off your fast food meal, just take a deep breath and dive right in!
plus i am buying myself a new lab coat, i wonder why? well i know but that is the clue to one of my future posts, so try and guess what it is!
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