Acording to Psychic's, I am Going to Die?

thats right i went to see a fortune teller (well my sister has learnt tarrot cards) and i recieved some good knowledge, like somthing in my life is going to end? could be me (didnt say when,muhahahha) or my cat bloo, (yes thats my cats name, and yes you do spell his name that way)but one things for sure somthing will end! also i might find a woman sometime which will be nice.

the dreaded death card ooohwooooohoooo!

but dont worry i will be alright i think!
i have always been (secretly) intrested in the paranormal i remember once i went to a paranormal ghost thing in cheltenham with my mothers friend who was used to work with the most haunted team ooooh scary!
i have changed alot since then, i havnt got the harry potter hair cut for a start!
i had the chance to try out a halusenagenic experiment that warps the electromagnetic feild around the room creepy aye? i said no, i was young and scared plus you had to wait in that room for 30 minutes staring into a mirror and listening to static, no thanks ghost man!
i will find a pic of him for ya! oh here it is

yes i do look a bit weird but your not exactly arnold shwartzenegger are you!

hes the guy on the left, and i am on the right!
my mother met him at college how awesome aye!

so have a good day everyone! im off, i wont be talking to you guys for a while becuase this weekend is booked as hell, but i love it!

Mmmmm, Pizza

Ever had one of those days when you declare healthy living is a bunch of horse twaddle? me to, so i went out and bought me some pizza!

there where some downsides to this and one of these was they keep spelling our house name wrong on the delivery paper! this isnt a big problem but is it hard to just listen to what i have to say every once and a while!
"where you born before your god invented eyes (in my case ears)!?" Dio

also why dont they hire some english folks aye? theres tons of us just hanging around isnt there, how hard is it to drag a few of em off the streets and shove a mcdonalds hat on them?
you know what else! even though it is handy that they come to your house to give you food but when you hear that knock knock on the door that means i have to extract myself from Xfiles and put on somthing more that a bright red dressing gown! but dont get me wrong, through all that you still get a decent meal(100 calories a bite Mmmmmmmm) and a large can of coke to quench my everlasting thurst!


as you can see there is a transdimensional rift transporting me head first into a place where i can play the tuba!

but dont let me put you off your fast food meal, just take a deep breath and dive right in!

plus i am buying myself a new lab coat, i wonder why? well i know but that is the clue to one of my future posts, so try and guess what it is!

I Got Me A New T SHIRT

and here it is!

you know you love it! (look im paul mcartny! no shoes)

anyway i bought this new tshirt off of a a site called moreteavicar go and check it out they are awesome! http://www.moretvicar.com/
also i bought that hawian shirt out of a charity shop (ford you tramp!) for an outfit for a party but i just wanted to try it out!
also you maybe wondering "hay wheres your face dude" but its the mornin i havnt washed my hair yet so i look bad! so no head for you

also online a few days ago i ordered a pair of the rhett and link mythical shoes for myself and i suggest you go and buy a pair! it may set you back 68 dollars or so (or 48 quid if your a fello englishman) but they are worth it!

these are my pair!


these arnt but there still very stylish!

the mythical shoe comes in two colours black or blue.
and come with a guitar plectrum for some reason (i love free stuff)
so buy them now!
http://tweakfootwear.com/Shoes/the-mythical-shoe/

and thats my post for today and uh well make the most of it!

A Corney Ending to a Weird day

This post is awfully similar to the "thursday shenanigens" post but will be even more exciting, or will it?

today we had more company in our escapades for some reason, but the more the merryier i guess? this new company included an old friend of mine named liam, he works in a veg shop, and that is all you need to know.

we did our usual scampering around untill we found somthing to do, so we went to the shop to pick up a few drinks (and cake) to quench our first, mmmmm red rooster energy drink (are you thirsty? want somthing to quench your first, buy red rooster... its the quenchyest!) WE LOVE IT!

then after we bought some drinksA (yes that a is intentional)we had a run in with the CHAVs (evil in its purest form), we had to escape, didnt have many options but one of them was a five finger death punch to the face! but we didnt want to resort to that (yet) so we just smiled and answered there random stupid questions untill we had to leave before ashley became restless!

but anyway we made our way through the corn field makeing our faces red and being blinded by the corns awesomeness! we made an ememy that day (damn you corn), well to show you our tiredness heres a picture!

i may look happy but really i'm dieing inside!

after that we made it to the secret abandoned house location and messed about abit, seems the tramp who lived there had came back and blocked all the doors and windows to stop us juvinile delinquants from entering (pshhh that won't stop us, we has a spirit level!) so we respected the tramps home and didnt enter and reck the place, so we recked the outside!

by the end of the evening... well lets just say there will be a draft.
then after that ash went on the roof an was doing his impression of mike tyson! (that didnt make any sense did it?).

i wonder who that is on the roof?

after all of that excitement and lolz we made our way back.
but then we felt we were being watched so we eliminated that problem and killed it! only the LEDs where spared!

look its my eye!

after that we didnt really do much! we just went to the shops bought 2 cakes and red rooster (for rob) and we went home.

look at all that cake!
(what? robs a passionate eater)

and here is a rainbow i saw, that brought me back.

dont question me! im eccentric

damn you corn! you win this round!!!!!

"I am so THURSTY i could drink a lemon!"

I really could!

today i woke up and like everybody else i wanted breakfast so i went down to the kitchen at the crack of noon and looked in the fridge to find there was no blastin milk!

i love milk! its like the mornings coke a cola, it refreshes my awesome geige and starts me up on a new day of shenanigens.
so as you can tell i was annoyed wait! i was more than annoyed? i was, well lets just say it just wasnt cricket!

but thankfully i have legs so i went out to buy a coke (you know i would never sell out to sponsors but everybody buy coke a cola right now!) and drank it faster than i could headbutt the wall.

so i hope everyone is having a nice drink filled day (scumbags)

nah i love you all! (seriously buy coca cola now!)
title quote was created by the ashley!

The Thursday Shenanigans

yesterday was thursday.
thursdays are usually just a normal day, but today its was different.
IT WAS FUN!

you see on yesterday (which was thursday) i went called my frined ashley to see if anything awesome was worth doing (which it was at that time) aand we went out to find Rob (a man with a passion for food).

and when we did find the rob we went to the local woods to create our usual shenanigans and to commit havoc upon the universe!

we didnt really have a plan for the evening so we mixed it up alittle, such as climbing trees drinking rockstar and talking about what it would be like if banshee's wore bikinis.

but within that evening we stumbled upon an abandoned almost finished house so instinctivly we had to go inside and look around! but we where almost chased away by a dog, found a number plate, made many A team puns but to make long story short we got in using brute force and a spirit level.


my number plate i found

then after awhile of freaking each other out in the house we came upon a room where we thought a hobo might have lived in (we thought this becuase there was a sleeping bag and a bottle of water up there) and took a few pickys becuase we are super vein!
and here they are!

me,ashley and Rob chilling in the freakyest house i have ever seen!

so long short long story short we had fun!

I Love it when a plan comes together!

i pity the fool who doesnt watch the new "the A team" movie!

i went to see it today, it was good, made me lol.
the film gave more of a storyline to the original story making me understand moe of how they got to where they are which is always good!
i went with 3 good friends of mine that are cool to be with and make me lol on a regular basis.
not gonna name em just incase they dont wanna be named.

well anyway, go and buy the film when it comes out on DVD, but if you cant wait for the release just go to the pictures purchase a ticket.
also there is gonna be a tron 2 so cant wait for that!

and that was my blog post for today horrah.