awww yeah! its good to be back

as you know i has been a couple of months since the ssummer holiday and my shenanigams have decreased becuase of it, so today we went out and changed that! IM BACK BABY the adrenaline levels rise as we run away from society and rock the world with our flim flammery! you dont even know man you wernt there! tis good to see Rob again hes a good lad! so many puns! so much laughs! DONT EVEN DO IT! theres not many photos (any actually) but many videos so hopfully if blogger can process them, i will be happy to show your them. the first of many is one shown in Robs (soon to be bedroom) garage shashing the windows of opression!

WE LOVE IT!

also on that day we had to destroy some stuff!
so we went back to our secret house location!
bloody homless have boarded it up again?

so we went strait in, with a metal stick.
and we were there for atleast 45 minutes when we heard an evil voice from above our heads shouting...
OI
so we turned round,
looked him strait in the eyes,
sucked in our gut and

RAN AS FAR AWAY AS OUR LITTLE LEGS COULD BLOODY CARRY US!!!!!

becuase thats how solid we actually are.
what?
were british? true gentle men leave there problems behind so someone else can have em!

A problem is like a rash
its better when someone else has it!

so anywho, the day was full of shenanigans and tretory but we couldnt leave without completley insulting a cat could we?
so we did!

also i now want a giant golden labrador like ROB cus its awesome!
i will call him lucifer!
or jim? either way.

he will be mine!
(well probably bigger)

I Problematic

i like music...
we all do...
but how to listen to it, is the main problem?

a couple of years back i got bought an ipod nano for my birthday, tis nice, and i downloaded some tuens onto it, sounds like everything was ok but i tell ya it wasnt all
PEACHY!!!
STUIPED FRIGGIN itunes, i mean this whole awkwardness in its own existence is enough to make me gag.

when i first plugged it in it was like.
SYNC
SYNC?>/????/ WTF
what teh hell does syncing gotta do with nothing? why cant i just drag and click the songs into a file?

oh dear god!
but now i have figured out how to stop the auto sync function and apply the manual setting, fwwwwoooo, i bet you computor bill gates fanboys out there will be like...
"snort snort ha what a noob i could kick his ass on smash balls snort haha" but i remind you i was about 12 then, and i hadnt had common sense back then.

anywho i shall say this about the ipod...
holy crap there sleek when changing songs its like whipping out a bit of star trek out ya pocket.
have you seen a screw or a seem out of place on those things?
no...

i bet your sweet bippy you didnt!

and with every complement there are always things for me to complain about, and here we go bitch!

going back on what i said about no screws,bolts or seems? this is all good but how the fridge widget do ya fix em when it all goes tits up aye?

i must confess apple have figured the whole thing out.
they made it so when it breaks no one AND i mean NO ONE can fix it, only apple people.
so this means sending it off, and a little lab lakki picking it up after his morning redbull, and replacing it with a new one hopeing you wont recognise the difference?

then all they gotta do is come up with an excuse on how it was your fault it broke and why you must pay apple 10 times the ammount you paid for the thing!
but come on people you must confess it.. was probably your fault anyway?
who the dickens brings there ipod to chesington world of adventures?

not dissing the ipod or anything but well done apple.
WELL DONE!
atleast there shiney?
so when you look upon you ipod next dont think of the ipod, think of the music that created the need to have an invention to listen to it, just remember an mp3 player is basically a middle man?
or
RICHARD NIXON

AROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

they grow up so fast... WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!

YES life has taken its toll on me these few weeks, i have found that life is going way to fast for me? every minute could be my last.
i first started to realize this when i was filling out my college application form.
it was quite a moment i'll tell ya.

it feels like it was just yesterday i was just joining my secoundry school, AND NOW im flipping filling out my college application, flippydoodle

great scott!

anywho, my future college life is in teh balence on monday
let me explain, i have a maths test that if i dont get 18 more marks than last time. i will not get a C and will explode!
but i just found out i dont need it to go to college, but doing the whole maths thing again will suck donkey bollocks!
i might do alright? (or die trying)

but the class im with, OH GOD, i hate them.
i didnt think it was possible but they all have different ways of making me want to kill them!
i know you might think this is mean. but i hope they all catch leprosey and DIE!!!!!!!!!!! I really do (i can say it becuase i have green hair).

welllll.....
anyway i should say somthing positive and happy to even out my depression. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
oh heres summit. i got the highest english grades in my class (dont be so suprised, they all foregn) so thats quite nice. and Xmas is coming up.

BAH HUMBUG
Awwwwww yeahhhh!

christmas, a double edged sword!
good cus i get presents, bad becuase i must give some back.
nah i love the smile on a persons face when i give them a present thats much better than the one they gave me.
nah not really (again) i am happy to give some people stuff. (at a price)

so i hope you all have a good one. and watch out for my new book sometime.
"love from alabama" i was going to write a large thing but i might just put all my blog entrys all together and call it a book. What?... jeremy clarkson did it!

oh yh before i go, if your american please, P..LLLLEEEEZZZE, FIND OUT WHO HUGH LAURIE IS, he was much more than dr house, i COMAND YOU TO! AS YOUR BRITISH OVERLORD.

its better to have loved and lost then to... all BOLOCKS

the tail i'm about to tell you is not for the faint hearted (or zombies)
its a tail of joy, romance, death and deceit (well not death, thats a bit much! or is it....yes it is)

this is a story of two furry fans trying to make a living on deviant...
well...
to make a long boring (but aweosme) story short there was a man a woman we hooked up but where forbiden to see eachother again, a typical romeo and juliet scenero really.

i wont tell you her name or account cus thats just mean. and if she found out i might look a bit like a crazy guy who wont let go (but if you do see this, plz come back to me)

it may have been over the internet but it was still kind of real#
you know that feeling like someones punching you in the chest really hard every five minutes! it was like that all the time.

LOVE, the finel frontier!

stargate 13256 i have stumbled (breath) upon a weird uh feeling, it wont go away!

well anyway. she was very good at drawing wolves and furry characters (much better than me but im not gonna admit that) that were really good and she inspired me to get into it, so i did. so you could say i got summit from this experience (i guess so) but after a while summit bad happened!


this is one of my furry drawings. not to bad i think

her parents!

being american meant they really wanted there daughter to be safe (and quite frankly i am a bit creapy) so they found out and i am know cut out from there lives (damn).
but im left with this feeling
(oooooohh hooooooooo)

ITS SO GOD DAMN PAINFUL MAN! YOU DONT KNOW MAN YOU JUST DONT KNOW.

so i had to get away from it all, and went to see a good friend (good ol ash), he told me not to drink the relentless but i did it anyway! cus im ace.

well am a bit pissed but i will get better. i will be off women for a while (but im open for offers, i'm single ladys) until college!

so anywho i found a new college u can go to. i will be goin there next year. that'll be nice. so anyway i will talk to you l8r. but b4 i go one more depressive phrase coming up!

AWWWWW GOD I H8 MY LIFE MAN WHHAAAAA

who knew school was... well work?

just started the new term of year 11 and its ok i guess.
also i have started doing my drama course work (sigh)and i thought it would all be filming plays and doing workshops but no.

i have to do actual WORK!
WORK, WORK ive never heard of such a thing, working in class, obserd!
i had to do a large course work thingy anotating four pictures and stuff, it was a piece of cake (doesnt mean i liked it)
im literally smashing my head into the table.

thats me at school.

the school is like...
"do this do that"
"it'll giet you good grades"
"if you dont do this test you will die in a firery pit of anguish and dispear"
phoowy
its all very annoying, you gotta agree with me on this one!
they expect too much.
next time your teach says, "why havnt you done your coursework biatch
you just turn around, look him (or her) strait in the eyes and say!
"sorry miss, my mistake i will cower away like a little baby and do my homework like a nice little boy!"

NOT REALLY.
JUST TURN AROUND AND DO A CHUCK NORRIS ON HIS ARSE!
one round house kick to the face should do the trick!

any chuck norris related injuries handed out to anyone is not my fault and you cannot sue me becuase...
1.its your dumb (but awesome, and will probably get my respect for all eternity if you do) fault for listening to me (i am so crazy).

2.come one people just dont!

3.but seriously unless your american who has the money to sue me in the first place.

and 4.just NO

its a life of grime for me

right this ones a bit late but i will tell you it was on the day of the party, but i will sum this whole post in a few bullet points
number ONE: people like to keep there abandoned stuff safe
number TWO: deers run fast
number THREE: when all else fails throw bricks at liam
and number FOUR: liam can't operate a camera

right the tail of this story was a good one!
we had a couple of hours to kill before the party began, so we stole rob (the passionate one) and liam (our mini photographer) to create some havoc and strut around like we own the place!
so first we checked out our many favourate places to go (cant name you it cus i am an arsehole) but the MAN
(you know who you are!)
locked it up using cutting edge high tech (umm) technology
some bricks
some chainmale
and a philopino man!

so we ran after some deer (they are hasselhoff fast) for lunch, and threw some bricks at liam the marine man.

and on our way back i saw some great scenery so i took a pic of it!

i love me so much

also we came to a nice spot full of benches and old people (so we ended there lottery playing lives thats what) so we took a couple of pics one of ash, liam and ROB and one (the great liam took) with me ash and ROB and you will know what we mean when i say holy crap where have we gone!


arnt we silly!
future models of america (lol liam thinks hes black)


oh look where have we gone

so if you are a teacher or a job guy and you see this dude (liam) do not hire him for a photography job please!

and after all that we got up admired my awesoem tshirt and ashleys cool gloves and went to ROBS house. and what do ya know.
the door was locked, not a problem for us but still!
so we broke in
NUMBER ONE


NUMBER TWO

dont judge US

so thats all we have for today but enjoy this picture of a kitten!
oh yh sorry liam, we love ya really (i swear were just friends)

deviantART come and see me!

i have just discovered a great art website called devientART art... with aplication!
it is really awesome!
so i have made an account and i have uploaded my avatar i drew at school (yes i should be learning ,pfft what are you my parents) with a tablet.
and here it is!

and yes, i do own that hat. see a man in the street with a green beanie and that will be me!

i will be uploading some more stuff soon, my sketch pads a filled with em.
just ask the people who buy me them.
so live long and prosper and visit my account NOW using this link!
http://excentricsketches4u.deviantart.com/

Great Scott!

thats right people i have gone to a party!

an epic awesome party hosted at a haunted mansion, ooooowoooohooooooo!
i can sum up that party with only three words!

COSTUMES!, SLIDES and ALCOHOL!

and thats all i can say!

but pictures speak louder than words!

me and ash in our costumes!
i am doc brown from bttf by the way and ash is al capone


me and john lennon (yes, i can summon the dead)


this was just after the cutting of the cake (huh huh, cake)


the camera loved john, or was it the other way around?


after a colision between ashleys face and my foot, ashleys nose cried with blood (dont worry it was really a slide related accedent)

right, you know i said i wouldnt talk about the party much? i LIED.
that day was frikkin packed full of stuff (not complaining or nothin), on friday i went to my nans (that was fun)then in the moring i went to ashleys house and we went and saw rob (the man with a passion for food returns!) and liam, we did the usual thing, you know food, pun's and lots of shenanigans.
then at twenty to six we went back to my house.
i got a cramp, ashley beat me in red faction and i ate patatoes! (mmmm patatoes!)
then in a rush we thrown on our costumes and waited for the taxi to pick us up!

when we arived at the party we just couldnt resist the awesome known as the miniture cocktail sosages!(i mean who doesnt love them, they are just awesome)

heres a picture of us (again) outside the mansion chilling!


the party went on long into the night (12 oclock to be exact) and we were all tired in the mornin, also i had to bloody get a train the the mornin aswell!
but we servived using 2 milkshakes and 1 4 pack of relentus!
well there was more i could tell you about but, well you had to be there!


i didnt take this one actually, but i love it all the same


if you look closely me and ashley are in the background

well i have to say goodbye readers! it is the start of the new school term (kill me now!) and there wont be much to talk about so there wont be much more posts! i am sorry but you know blarg. but i hope you enjoy your last day of summer. live long and prosper, or else!

Acording to Psychic's, I am Going to Die?

thats right i went to see a fortune teller (well my sister has learnt tarrot cards) and i recieved some good knowledge, like somthing in my life is going to end? could be me (didnt say when,muhahahha) or my cat bloo, (yes thats my cats name, and yes you do spell his name that way)but one things for sure somthing will end! also i might find a woman sometime which will be nice.

the dreaded death card ooohwooooohoooo!

but dont worry i will be alright i think!
i have always been (secretly) intrested in the paranormal i remember once i went to a paranormal ghost thing in cheltenham with my mothers friend who was used to work with the most haunted team ooooh scary!
i have changed alot since then, i havnt got the harry potter hair cut for a start!
i had the chance to try out a halusenagenic experiment that warps the electromagnetic feild around the room creepy aye? i said no, i was young and scared plus you had to wait in that room for 30 minutes staring into a mirror and listening to static, no thanks ghost man!
i will find a pic of him for ya! oh here it is

yes i do look a bit weird but your not exactly arnold shwartzenegger are you!

hes the guy on the left, and i am on the right!
my mother met him at college how awesome aye!

so have a good day everyone! im off, i wont be talking to you guys for a while becuase this weekend is booked as hell, but i love it!

Mmmmm, Pizza

Ever had one of those days when you declare healthy living is a bunch of horse twaddle? me to, so i went out and bought me some pizza!

there where some downsides to this and one of these was they keep spelling our house name wrong on the delivery paper! this isnt a big problem but is it hard to just listen to what i have to say every once and a while!
"where you born before your god invented eyes (in my case ears)!?" Dio

also why dont they hire some english folks aye? theres tons of us just hanging around isnt there, how hard is it to drag a few of em off the streets and shove a mcdonalds hat on them?
you know what else! even though it is handy that they come to your house to give you food but when you hear that knock knock on the door that means i have to extract myself from Xfiles and put on somthing more that a bright red dressing gown! but dont get me wrong, through all that you still get a decent meal(100 calories a bite Mmmmmmmm) and a large can of coke to quench my everlasting thurst!


as you can see there is a transdimensional rift transporting me head first into a place where i can play the tuba!

but dont let me put you off your fast food meal, just take a deep breath and dive right in!

plus i am buying myself a new lab coat, i wonder why? well i know but that is the clue to one of my future posts, so try and guess what it is!

I Got Me A New T SHIRT

and here it is!

you know you love it! (look im paul mcartny! no shoes)

anyway i bought this new tshirt off of a a site called moreteavicar go and check it out they are awesome! http://www.moretvicar.com/
also i bought that hawian shirt out of a charity shop (ford you tramp!) for an outfit for a party but i just wanted to try it out!
also you maybe wondering "hay wheres your face dude" but its the mornin i havnt washed my hair yet so i look bad! so no head for you

also online a few days ago i ordered a pair of the rhett and link mythical shoes for myself and i suggest you go and buy a pair! it may set you back 68 dollars or so (or 48 quid if your a fello englishman) but they are worth it!

these are my pair!


these arnt but there still very stylish!

the mythical shoe comes in two colours black or blue.
and come with a guitar plectrum for some reason (i love free stuff)
so buy them now!
http://tweakfootwear.com/Shoes/the-mythical-shoe/

and thats my post for today and uh well make the most of it!

A Corney Ending to a Weird day

This post is awfully similar to the "thursday shenanigens" post but will be even more exciting, or will it?

today we had more company in our escapades for some reason, but the more the merryier i guess? this new company included an old friend of mine named liam, he works in a veg shop, and that is all you need to know.

we did our usual scampering around untill we found somthing to do, so we went to the shop to pick up a few drinks (and cake) to quench our first, mmmmm red rooster energy drink (are you thirsty? want somthing to quench your first, buy red rooster... its the quenchyest!) WE LOVE IT!

then after we bought some drinksA (yes that a is intentional)we had a run in with the CHAVs (evil in its purest form), we had to escape, didnt have many options but one of them was a five finger death punch to the face! but we didnt want to resort to that (yet) so we just smiled and answered there random stupid questions untill we had to leave before ashley became restless!

but anyway we made our way through the corn field makeing our faces red and being blinded by the corns awesomeness! we made an ememy that day (damn you corn), well to show you our tiredness heres a picture!

i may look happy but really i'm dieing inside!

after that we made it to the secret abandoned house location and messed about abit, seems the tramp who lived there had came back and blocked all the doors and windows to stop us juvinile delinquants from entering (pshhh that won't stop us, we has a spirit level!) so we respected the tramps home and didnt enter and reck the place, so we recked the outside!

by the end of the evening... well lets just say there will be a draft.
then after that ash went on the roof an was doing his impression of mike tyson! (that didnt make any sense did it?).

i wonder who that is on the roof?

after all of that excitement and lolz we made our way back.
but then we felt we were being watched so we eliminated that problem and killed it! only the LEDs where spared!

look its my eye!

after that we didnt really do much! we just went to the shops bought 2 cakes and red rooster (for rob) and we went home.

look at all that cake!
(what? robs a passionate eater)

and here is a rainbow i saw, that brought me back.

dont question me! im eccentric

damn you corn! you win this round!!!!!

"I am so THURSTY i could drink a lemon!"

I really could!

today i woke up and like everybody else i wanted breakfast so i went down to the kitchen at the crack of noon and looked in the fridge to find there was no blastin milk!

i love milk! its like the mornings coke a cola, it refreshes my awesome geige and starts me up on a new day of shenanigens.
so as you can tell i was annoyed wait! i was more than annoyed? i was, well lets just say it just wasnt cricket!

but thankfully i have legs so i went out to buy a coke (you know i would never sell out to sponsors but everybody buy coke a cola right now!) and drank it faster than i could headbutt the wall.

so i hope everyone is having a nice drink filled day (scumbags)

nah i love you all! (seriously buy coca cola now!)
title quote was created by the ashley!

The Thursday Shenanigans

yesterday was thursday.
thursdays are usually just a normal day, but today its was different.
IT WAS FUN!

you see on yesterday (which was thursday) i went called my frined ashley to see if anything awesome was worth doing (which it was at that time) aand we went out to find Rob (a man with a passion for food).

and when we did find the rob we went to the local woods to create our usual shenanigans and to commit havoc upon the universe!

we didnt really have a plan for the evening so we mixed it up alittle, such as climbing trees drinking rockstar and talking about what it would be like if banshee's wore bikinis.

but within that evening we stumbled upon an abandoned almost finished house so instinctivly we had to go inside and look around! but we where almost chased away by a dog, found a number plate, made many A team puns but to make long story short we got in using brute force and a spirit level.


my number plate i found

then after awhile of freaking each other out in the house we came upon a room where we thought a hobo might have lived in (we thought this becuase there was a sleeping bag and a bottle of water up there) and took a few pickys becuase we are super vein!
and here they are!

me,ashley and Rob chilling in the freakyest house i have ever seen!

so long short long story short we had fun!

I Love it when a plan comes together!

i pity the fool who doesnt watch the new "the A team" movie!

i went to see it today, it was good, made me lol.
the film gave more of a storyline to the original story making me understand moe of how they got to where they are which is always good!
i went with 3 good friends of mine that are cool to be with and make me lol on a regular basis.
not gonna name em just incase they dont wanna be named.

well anyway, go and buy the film when it comes out on DVD, but if you cant wait for the release just go to the pictures purchase a ticket.
also there is gonna be a tron 2 so cant wait for that!

and that was my blog post for today horrah.

i dispair

i really do!
but dont worry i will be alright unitil then look at this kitten.


this cat represents all that i am and will be!

First Post Ever!

hello and welcome to my blog!

this is my first blog post and i love it.

so uh im not sure what to say but bloggin is fun yay bloggin.

dont fret though! i will have something better to say later this summer but until then enjoy a picture of me!