awww yeah! its good to be back

as you know i has been a couple of months since the ssummer holiday and my shenanigams have decreased becuase of it, so today we went out and changed that! IM BACK BABY the adrenaline levels rise as we run away from society and rock the world with our flim flammery! you dont even know man you wernt there! tis good to see Rob again hes a good lad! so many puns! so much laughs! DONT EVEN DO IT! theres not many photos (any actually) but many videos so hopfully if blogger can process them, i will be happy to show your them. the first of many is one shown in Robs (soon to be bedroom) garage shashing the windows of opression!

WE LOVE IT!

also on that day we had to destroy some stuff!
so we went back to our secret house location!
bloody homless have boarded it up again?

so we went strait in, with a metal stick.
and we were there for atleast 45 minutes when we heard an evil voice from above our heads shouting...
OI
so we turned round,
looked him strait in the eyes,
sucked in our gut and

RAN AS FAR AWAY AS OUR LITTLE LEGS COULD BLOODY CARRY US!!!!!

becuase thats how solid we actually are.
what?
were british? true gentle men leave there problems behind so someone else can have em!

A problem is like a rash
its better when someone else has it!

so anywho, the day was full of shenanigans and tretory but we couldnt leave without completley insulting a cat could we?
so we did!

also i now want a giant golden labrador like ROB cus its awesome!
i will call him lucifer!
or jim? either way.

he will be mine!
(well probably bigger)

I Problematic

i like music...
we all do...
but how to listen to it, is the main problem?

a couple of years back i got bought an ipod nano for my birthday, tis nice, and i downloaded some tuens onto it, sounds like everything was ok but i tell ya it wasnt all
PEACHY!!!
STUIPED FRIGGIN itunes, i mean this whole awkwardness in its own existence is enough to make me gag.

when i first plugged it in it was like.
SYNC
SYNC?>/????/ WTF
what teh hell does syncing gotta do with nothing? why cant i just drag and click the songs into a file?

oh dear god!
but now i have figured out how to stop the auto sync function and apply the manual setting, fwwwwoooo, i bet you computor bill gates fanboys out there will be like...
"snort snort ha what a noob i could kick his ass on smash balls snort haha" but i remind you i was about 12 then, and i hadnt had common sense back then.

anywho i shall say this about the ipod...
holy crap there sleek when changing songs its like whipping out a bit of star trek out ya pocket.
have you seen a screw or a seem out of place on those things?
no...

i bet your sweet bippy you didnt!

and with every complement there are always things for me to complain about, and here we go bitch!

going back on what i said about no screws,bolts or seems? this is all good but how the fridge widget do ya fix em when it all goes tits up aye?

i must confess apple have figured the whole thing out.
they made it so when it breaks no one AND i mean NO ONE can fix it, only apple people.
so this means sending it off, and a little lab lakki picking it up after his morning redbull, and replacing it with a new one hopeing you wont recognise the difference?

then all they gotta do is come up with an excuse on how it was your fault it broke and why you must pay apple 10 times the ammount you paid for the thing!
but come on people you must confess it.. was probably your fault anyway?
who the dickens brings there ipod to chesington world of adventures?

not dissing the ipod or anything but well done apple.
WELL DONE!
atleast there shiney?
so when you look upon you ipod next dont think of the ipod, think of the music that created the need to have an invention to listen to it, just remember an mp3 player is basically a middle man?
or
RICHARD NIXON

AROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

they grow up so fast... WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!

YES life has taken its toll on me these few weeks, i have found that life is going way to fast for me? every minute could be my last.
i first started to realize this when i was filling out my college application form.
it was quite a moment i'll tell ya.

it feels like it was just yesterday i was just joining my secoundry school, AND NOW im flipping filling out my college application, flippydoodle

great scott!

anywho, my future college life is in teh balence on monday
let me explain, i have a maths test that if i dont get 18 more marks than last time. i will not get a C and will explode!
but i just found out i dont need it to go to college, but doing the whole maths thing again will suck donkey bollocks!
i might do alright? (or die trying)

but the class im with, OH GOD, i hate them.
i didnt think it was possible but they all have different ways of making me want to kill them!
i know you might think this is mean. but i hope they all catch leprosey and DIE!!!!!!!!!!! I really do (i can say it becuase i have green hair).

welllll.....
anyway i should say somthing positive and happy to even out my depression. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
oh heres summit. i got the highest english grades in my class (dont be so suprised, they all foregn) so thats quite nice. and Xmas is coming up.

BAH HUMBUG
Awwwwww yeahhhh!

christmas, a double edged sword!
good cus i get presents, bad becuase i must give some back.
nah i love the smile on a persons face when i give them a present thats much better than the one they gave me.
nah not really (again) i am happy to give some people stuff. (at a price)

so i hope you all have a good one. and watch out for my new book sometime.
"love from alabama" i was going to write a large thing but i might just put all my blog entrys all together and call it a book. What?... jeremy clarkson did it!

oh yh before i go, if your american please, P..LLLLEEEEZZZE, FIND OUT WHO HUGH LAURIE IS, he was much more than dr house, i COMAND YOU TO! AS YOUR BRITISH OVERLORD.