who knew school was... well work?

just started the new term of year 11 and its ok i guess.
also i have started doing my drama course work (sigh)and i thought it would all be filming plays and doing workshops but no.

i have to do actual WORK!
WORK, WORK ive never heard of such a thing, working in class, obserd!
i had to do a large course work thingy anotating four pictures and stuff, it was a piece of cake (doesnt mean i liked it)
im literally smashing my head into the table.

thats me at school.

the school is like...
"do this do that"
"it'll giet you good grades"
"if you dont do this test you will die in a firery pit of anguish and dispear"
phoowy
its all very annoying, you gotta agree with me on this one!
they expect too much.
next time your teach says, "why havnt you done your coursework biatch
you just turn around, look him (or her) strait in the eyes and say!
"sorry miss, my mistake i will cower away like a little baby and do my homework like a nice little boy!"

NOT REALLY.
JUST TURN AROUND AND DO A CHUCK NORRIS ON HIS ARSE!
one round house kick to the face should do the trick!

any chuck norris related injuries handed out to anyone is not my fault and you cannot sue me becuase...
1.its your dumb (but awesome, and will probably get my respect for all eternity if you do) fault for listening to me (i am so crazy).

2.come one people just dont!

3.but seriously unless your american who has the money to sue me in the first place.

and 4.just NO

its a life of grime for me

right this ones a bit late but i will tell you it was on the day of the party, but i will sum this whole post in a few bullet points
number ONE: people like to keep there abandoned stuff safe
number TWO: deers run fast
number THREE: when all else fails throw bricks at liam
and number FOUR: liam can't operate a camera

right the tail of this story was a good one!
we had a couple of hours to kill before the party began, so we stole rob (the passionate one) and liam (our mini photographer) to create some havoc and strut around like we own the place!
so first we checked out our many favourate places to go (cant name you it cus i am an arsehole) but the MAN
(you know who you are!)
locked it up using cutting edge high tech (umm) technology
some bricks
some chainmale
and a philopino man!

so we ran after some deer (they are hasselhoff fast) for lunch, and threw some bricks at liam the marine man.

and on our way back i saw some great scenery so i took a pic of it!

i love me so much

also we came to a nice spot full of benches and old people (so we ended there lottery playing lives thats what) so we took a couple of pics one of ash, liam and ROB and one (the great liam took) with me ash and ROB and you will know what we mean when i say holy crap where have we gone!


arnt we silly!
future models of america (lol liam thinks hes black)


oh look where have we gone

so if you are a teacher or a job guy and you see this dude (liam) do not hire him for a photography job please!

and after all that we got up admired my awesoem tshirt and ashleys cool gloves and went to ROBS house. and what do ya know.
the door was locked, not a problem for us but still!
so we broke in
NUMBER ONE


NUMBER TWO

dont judge US

so thats all we have for today but enjoy this picture of a kitten!
oh yh sorry liam, we love ya really (i swear were just friends)

deviantART come and see me!

i have just discovered a great art website called devientART art... with aplication!
it is really awesome!
so i have made an account and i have uploaded my avatar i drew at school (yes i should be learning ,pfft what are you my parents) with a tablet.
and here it is!

and yes, i do own that hat. see a man in the street with a green beanie and that will be me!

i will be uploading some more stuff soon, my sketch pads a filled with em.
just ask the people who buy me them.
so live long and prosper and visit my account NOW using this link!
http://excentricsketches4u.deviantart.com/

Great Scott!

thats right people i have gone to a party!

an epic awesome party hosted at a haunted mansion, ooooowoooohooooooo!
i can sum up that party with only three words!

COSTUMES!, SLIDES and ALCOHOL!

and thats all i can say!

but pictures speak louder than words!

me and ash in our costumes!
i am doc brown from bttf by the way and ash is al capone


me and john lennon (yes, i can summon the dead)


this was just after the cutting of the cake (huh huh, cake)


the camera loved john, or was it the other way around?


after a colision between ashleys face and my foot, ashleys nose cried with blood (dont worry it was really a slide related accedent)

right, you know i said i wouldnt talk about the party much? i LIED.
that day was frikkin packed full of stuff (not complaining or nothin), on friday i went to my nans (that was fun)then in the moring i went to ashleys house and we went and saw rob (the man with a passion for food returns!) and liam, we did the usual thing, you know food, pun's and lots of shenanigans.
then at twenty to six we went back to my house.
i got a cramp, ashley beat me in red faction and i ate patatoes! (mmmm patatoes!)
then in a rush we thrown on our costumes and waited for the taxi to pick us up!

when we arived at the party we just couldnt resist the awesome known as the miniture cocktail sosages!(i mean who doesnt love them, they are just awesome)

heres a picture of us (again) outside the mansion chilling!


the party went on long into the night (12 oclock to be exact) and we were all tired in the mornin, also i had to bloody get a train the the mornin aswell!
but we servived using 2 milkshakes and 1 4 pack of relentus!
well there was more i could tell you about but, well you had to be there!


i didnt take this one actually, but i love it all the same


if you look closely me and ashley are in the background

well i have to say goodbye readers! it is the start of the new school term (kill me now!) and there wont be much to talk about so there wont be much more posts! i am sorry but you know blarg. but i hope you enjoy your last day of summer. live long and prosper, or else!